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Dog vs Man

SKU: SE18446-1HUM

Description

BIRTHDAY GIRL! Some good reasons why you're better off with a DOG than a MAN...

Message Inside: When you call a dog, he doesn't say 'in a minute'. Dogs can watch Top Gear without drooling. Dogs don't think understanding the offside rule is a sign of intelligence. Dogs can clean themselves. If your dog gets some other b*tch pregnant, you can cut his goolies off. Dogs toys cost 50p, blokes toys cost a fortune and fill up the garage. You can cuddle a dog without him expecting sex! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Size: 19.0cm x 13.4cm

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- UK 1st class, allow 1-2 working days (+£1.35)
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- Send card with handwritten message (complete fields below) (+£0.59)
- Send unwritten card/s & envelope in protective package to billing name & address (skip fields below) (+£0.40)
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